I’m Canceling Because My Husband is an Idiot
Monica and I ran several errands today. One of them was canceling her gym membership. When speaking with the guy at the front desk, he asked for a reason for the cancellation. The real reason is that Monica signed up to tone up a bit before our honeymoon. This was a huge success as she looked (and still does look) amazing. On the way out I started thinking about bizarre reasons we could have given the guy instead because you know, we’d never see this place again. Here are a few we came up with.
-There’s too much snow outside.
-This place smells like sweat.
-The Barbie-looking chick sexually harassed me.
-I’m going to go eat a pizza.
I’m still thinking of a few more. If you have any suggestions, leave them in the comments.