cheetosLast night Monica and I were watching the NASCAR race when I got the hankering for a cheese snack. I made my way to the kitchen and picked out some Cheetos. While I was opening the bag I read the stuff on the back that talks all about the number 13. Apparently that’s the serving size for Cheetos and they want you to know about it. Like a lot. I guess if you eat more than 13 Cheetos your entire hand will just turn completely orange instead of your fingertips.

Monica was curious to see if 13 Cheetos would even fit into a bowl. I decided to find out. I started carefully pouring the Cheetos into a bowl. As each doodle fell, we counted it down like a ref during a boxing match. With each number the excitement grew. Finally we reached the top! Thirteen! The bowl was full! Amazing!

I put the bag down and said “What did you guys do on Saturday night? WE COUNTED CHEETOS MOTHA FUCKA!” and without missing a beat Monica and I did a high five.

I love this girl.

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